Hellbent on opening the gates for Satan to rain death amongst the unbelievers
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 16, 2016
Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2015
SATAN: The darkness will consume you
S: There's no turning back
S: The process can't be reversed
M: Are we doing this?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 6, 2015