You do know the entire world is staring at us like we're standing completely naked on a diving board above a pool filled with swords, right?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 6, 2016
USA: Who will win tonight, the self-proclaimed sexual predator or the former Secretary of State?
THE WORLD: Are you all on bath salts?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2016