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Tag: Watermelons

Posted on November 21, 2016November 28, 2016

ME: Please let me slam dunk watermelons with Jesus in my dreams tonight
BRAIN: I'll do you one better, you can drown slowly in your mistakes

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016

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