You don't have to be alone on Valentine's Day if you get into taxidermy today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2014
"THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL!" – Glenn Close, after every call
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2014
Bon Iver is what happens when a mason jar learns to sing
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2014
You'd think Chris Christie would be excited to eat his words.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2014
I hate seeing couples fight in public pic.twitter.com/pRk13dt2c3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2014