If you ask for a wooden octopus Kathy Griffin for Xmas, that's exactly what you'll get from me pic.twitter.com/x5E3U0iX5j
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2014
*leaves mixtape and cookies out for santa*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2014
Tom Cruise sits in his echo chamber and practices laughing non-stop for the next 48 hours. He is unaware it's Christmas Eve.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2014
Fuck milk, at these prices I'm putting gas in my cereal.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/546904949423362048
LEAKED from Jaden Smith: pic.twitter.com/miFipHbOka
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2014