*doctor delivers baby*
*newborn is handed a gun and a bible*
Doctor: "You're on your own now buddy"
[narrator: "Vote Republican"]— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2015
That Budweiser commercial is extremely effective. I just maxed out three credit cards ordering horses.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2015