My milkshake is barren. My yard is littered with bones. The wind is filled with ash. The sky thunders with bass. Happy hour starts at 8pm.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2015
I accidentally mixed coconut water with some cucumber water and a yoga instructor appeared out of nowhere.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 25, 2015
"THANKS BUT NO THANKS" – Schrödinger's Thank You Cards
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 24, 2015
*job interview*
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Giving you your bonus for hiring me."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 22, 2015
Some Helpful Dos And Don’ts For Police Officers
Some Helpful Dos And Don’ts For Police Officers
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The Pros And Cons Of Twitter For President Obama
President Obama joined Twitter so I did my patriotic duty and I laid out the pros and cons for him.
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