if your haunted attic doesn't have a rocking horse that rocks itself please don't waste my fucking time
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 3, 2015
I'm writing a movie about this lady who's obsessed with the game, OREGON TRAIL. It's called, "The Girl With The Wagon Tattoo"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2015