I tend to stay in on days when the temperature is higher than the average life expectancy.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2016
It sure is beautiful out for a never ending hellscape nightmare inferno that we are apparently inhabiting.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016
imagine being genuinely excited to shout your country's abbreviated name
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016
Stop doubting yourself. That's what family is for.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2016
Eric Trump has definitely "accidentally" murdered some people with lacrosse equipment while high on ketamine and truffle oil.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2016
Melania has always been gorgeous pic.twitter.com/X5BCROZwyk
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 19, 2016