Maybe if we hide the Constitution in Trump's copy of Mein Kampf he'll accidentally read it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017
Elected officials who refuse to meet with their constituents should have to forfeit their positions. I've never been paid to ignore my boss.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017
DECODED SLANG:
LMFAO = Leave my family alone Oliver
TLDR = They like dinner ready
FTW = Forget the walnuts
BRB = Bring regular bibles— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 21, 2017
next Tinder Live is 3/15 @littlefieldnyc w/@mandystadt @SamGrittner the last show sold out fast so get tix now yesss https://t.co/hGaw55HKMk
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 21, 2017
Thrilled to be on one of my favorite shows in March. Get your tickets now because the they will sellout fast.
People have already built memorials for the attack in Sweden pic.twitter.com/Ig58uyLvay
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2017
FIRST DATE TIP: Ask them which cabinet nominee they opposed the most
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2017