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Author: Sam Grittner

Posted on December 13, 2015December 17, 2015

IGNORE GHOSTS OF DEAD BUSINESSMEN pic.twitter.com/dkaYYxk0QH

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2015

Posted on December 13, 2015December 17, 2015

The age-old dilemma: do I stay in and question why I never go out or do I go to the party and remind myself why I never leave the house?

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2015

Posted on December 12, 2015December 17, 2015

Fuckboi/Marryboi/Killboi?

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2015

Posted on December 11, 2015December 17, 2015

Judge not lest ye be Judy

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2015

Posted on December 10, 2015March 11, 2017

A Thank You Note from ISIS to Mr. Trump

Posted on December 9, 2015December 17, 2015

Can we all agree to stop talking and mentioning Trump, just for the next 72 hours, and see if he naturally withers away and dies?

— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 9, 2015

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