BREAKING: Kanye West looking into divorcing Kim Kardashian so he can officially marry himself.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 26, 2015
"We don't need to throw away the ring anymore. It can be ours." pic.twitter.com/Qw0mlpFX5t
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 26, 2015
"Stuff that rat inside a butterfly." – God inventing bats
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2015
*in theater*
*movie begins, opening credits appear*
*turn to complete stranger*
"What font is that do you think?"— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2015
"If you throw away books you will break in half" pic.twitter.com/RRw2FCj41T
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2015