If you think llamas and the color of an article of clothing are the lowest we place the bar on intelligence, may I introduce you to society?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2015
Great. I just spilled my life all over my dreams.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2015
Tea is diet soup.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2015
*camera cuts to keith urban eating chicken wings out of nicole kidman's purse*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2015
Sorry I drank your waterbed
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 21, 2015
"I just stepped on it and now I'm this color" pic.twitter.com/7w7dKh4Fij
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) February 20, 2015