ME: Time to shut the ole brain down and finally get some fucking sleep
BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/FmOEnVFfTD— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2018
Hey Teens, do climate change next.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2018
I was waiting for the elevator at my apartment with an elderly lady. She turned to me and said "Take the damn stairs." I laughed and asked if she had any other advice and she said, "Take. The. Damn. Stairs." So, this is my new approach to life, I'm just gonna take the damn stairs
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/972158182209609733
We can start pronouncing “ratio” like “patio” any time. The only thing stopping us is ourselves.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2018