EXECUTIONER: “You have been charged with refusal of the Merry Christmas Compliance law, any last words?”
ME: “Happy Holidays, bitch.”— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2017
Chris Pratt's full name is Christmas Prattlesnake.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
During her punk phase, Ivanka made her au pair try heroin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2017
I go on CHOPPED. I open my basket the ingredients are self-loathing and $20,000 in debt.
ME: "I can work with this."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017
Did someone say PESTO?! pic.twitter.com/S0IUcP45Bu
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 15, 2017
Never conform to society’s labels. pic.twitter.com/IGOQNAhDje
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017