Can we replace the emergency broadcast signal with the Monster Mash? You'd know nuclear war is imminent but also get to enjoy a kooky moment
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2017
IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL GIVE ME A SIGN!
*texas goes underwater*
ANYTHING AT ALL
*california burns down*
*florida drowns*
IS THIS THING ON?— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2017
Stephen King's: I.T.
Beneath the sewer a hollow voice echoes to the surface, "Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?"
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2017
"I SAID THE BIGGEST ELECTORAL WIN SINCE- pic.twitter.com/AKBcghaOOK
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2017
Are You There God? It's Me, Lack of Separation of Church and State
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2017
Say what will you about Steve Bannon no one else has managed to pull off the look of "Host rejects donated organ" more than him.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2017