"Maybe I am flamingo… don't tell them, Donnie. Bird bird bird. I am a birdity birdittly birrrrrdddd" pic.twitter.com/bHnBDzwCYR
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017
People in glass houses can’t throw surprise parties.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/824700039742259200
At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
Jesus. I was just reading at the library when a bear burst in. Thank God I had my gun. I shot a stranger so I could get a running start.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 24, 2017