Whenever I see someone with a flip-phone it's fun to try & figure out if they're a drug dealer, time traveler, or time-traveling drug dealer
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
"Quiet, Wolf. I'm in MY situation room." pic.twitter.com/OGzhDqsiIl
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2015
when ur basically a dictator but u also know who's a good boy pic.twitter.com/oloc1izAZS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2015
IGNORE GHOSTS OF DEAD BUSINESSMEN pic.twitter.com/dkaYYxk0QH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2015
The age-old dilemma: do I stay in and question why I never go out or do I go to the party and remind myself why I never leave the house?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2015
Fuckboi/Marryboi/Killboi?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2015