Happy Earth Day! pic.twitter.com/ERiHttcYLF
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2019
If you only see 2-3 crows together that’s an attempted murder.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 21, 2019
Grimace from McDonald’s but pronounced like Versace.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 19, 2019
Today will be different. I’ll wear the right outfit. I’ll stop eating fried foods. I’ll get invited to parties on boats. I’ll write a letter to the editor. I’ll finally burn the Walmart down. I will become a falcon. I will usurp. I will transcend time and space while loitering.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2019
I can’t believe it’s been 24 hours and Robert Mueller still hasn’t started a podcast.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2019
How dare you politicize a tragedy by pointing out what caused it in the first place and suggesting tangible steps that could be taken to prevent another one from happening… have you no decency?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2019