I'm just gonna wait and see what happens pic.twitter.com/7ttXN0LYzC
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2015
They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2015
Donald Trump looks like he starts every day by staring into the Ark of the Covenant for exactly one minute.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2015
INTERIOR DECORATOR: "What color were you thinking for the room?"
NICOLAS CAGE: "Sword."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2015
I don't cry in the shower. I cry with the shower.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2015
"Medusa, NO!"
*medusa takes selfie*— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2015