"This vending machine must be broken, I keep getting people instead of candy."
"That's an elevator."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2015
"ALL PASSENGERS ARE REQUIRED TO START A DANCE PARTY" pic.twitter.com/mqbXZdNSq3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2015
Are you sure we're done talking you haven't made this conversation about yourself yet
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 25, 2015
"EMPLOYEES MUST HIDE INSIDE GIANT GREETING CARD" pic.twitter.com/aMNaFM9lwe
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2015
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "It's karaoke night and you need a partner."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2015
"Stuff that alligator in that dolphin" – God creating sharks
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 20, 2015