*doctor delivers baby*
*newborn is handed a gun and a bible*
Doctor: "You're on your own now buddy"
[narrator: "Vote Republican"]— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 4, 2015
That Budweiser commercial is extremely effective. I just maxed out three credit cards ordering horses.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2015
If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2015
"Snakes on Wheels Strictly Prohibited" pic.twitter.com/T9TB8e31LI
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2015
Still not convinced that egg rolls aren't just deep-fried coleslaw.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2015
CNN: Michelle Obama visited Saudi Arabia without wearing a head scarf
FOX NEWS: First Lady visited Saudi Arabia completely topless
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2015