GRANDMA! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/5X2WNChYvD
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2015
Being an adult is having the confidence to know that you have no idea what you're doing and doing it anyway.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2015
"Who's a great boy?" – Motivational speaker for dogs
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/550847131570151424
*dumps cooler of gatorade on new calendar*
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2015
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2015