TRUMP: Hold my beer
WEINSTEIN: Hold my beer
SHEEN: Hold my beer
C.K.: Hold my beer
WESTWICK: Hold my beer
HALPERIN: Hold my beer
O'REILY: Hold my beer
OCTOPUS BARTENDER: I can only do so much— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2017
FUN GAME: Opera singer or soulless bag of meat only capable of spewing hate? pic.twitter.com/UU3oBIpI8y
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017
The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017
Weird how your thoughts and prayers did nothing to stop another mass shooting. It's almost like taking no action changes nothing.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2017
I’m at the Papa John’s. I’m at the Nazi rallly. I’m at the combination Papa John’s Nazi rally.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2017