Never conform to society’s labels. pic.twitter.com/IGOQNAhDje
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017
If you die in a Hot Topic they make you the manager for a year.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2017
Wanna feel old? This is what Weezer's Blue album looks like now pic.twitter.com/iQkEs10XMz
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2017
I wish outrage was better for my skin.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2017
Excommunicated from Hot Topic again
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2017
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
ME (nervously): No, sir…
POLICE OFFICER: Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks!— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2017