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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2017October 17, 2017

Never conform to society’s labels. pic.twitter.com/IGOQNAhDje

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 16, 2017

Posted on October 14, 2017October 15, 2017

If you die in a Hot Topic they make you the manager for a year.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2017

Posted on October 13, 2017October 15, 2017

Wanna feel old? This is what Weezer's Blue album looks like now pic.twitter.com/iQkEs10XMz

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2017

Posted on October 12, 2017October 13, 2017

I wish outrage was better for my skin.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 12, 2017

Posted on October 11, 2017

Excommunicated from Hot Topic again

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 11, 2017

Posted on October 10, 2017

POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
ME (nervously): No, sir…
POLICE OFFICER: Well, it was worth a shot. Thanks!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 10, 2017

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