Today was the day Vladimir Putin officially became President of the United States.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2017
Every eagle looks like it just got tipped $5 on a $150 tab pic.twitter.com/MmXgCnz42r
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
The Declaration of Independence was one of the first examples of breaking up via text message.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
A Laura Palmer is exactly like an Arnold Palmer only murdered and coke instead of iced tea.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017
DO NOT CARRY GIANT STAPLES pic.twitter.com/ci0CTpvEtH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 1, 2017