If at first you don't succeed- honestly, nothing matters. The lakes and oceans will be on fire soon. Don't beat yourself up.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2017
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2017
Healthcare Tip: Befriend a shady veterinarian now
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2017
Attention doctors! I'm sure none of you have thought of this before. Maybe get on it? https://t.co/RZnCan8D9s
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2017
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2017
When you can't stop thinking about how how big your new pool will be at the expense of dead children and old people. pic.twitter.com/FeX6lv3eUg
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2017