BAILIFF: Do you swear to tell the alternative fact, the whole alternative fact and nothing but the alternative fact, so help you God?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2017
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
BAILIFF: Do you swear to tell the alternative fact, the whole alternative fact and nothing but the alternative fact, so help you God?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2017