I'm so stoked that we brought new writers on for the season finale of 2017.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2017
Nothing would be funnier in life than if Ted Cruz liked porn on Twitter again tonight on purpose. Like that's just his new thing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017
Super Bowl prediction: None of us will be alive in three months
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2017
I feel like 2016 cheated on me and dumped me and I'm getting hooked up with 2017 but I don't owe it anything and I'm going to get bangs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2016