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Tag: 2020

Posted on August 9, 2019November 8, 2019

Hindsight is 20/20. But then again, so is next year.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 9, 2019

Posted on January 8, 2018January 9, 2018

Even if she isn’t running Oprah should fuck with him and take out full-page ads in all the major newspapers with nothing but photos of her birth certificate.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2018

Posted on January 6, 2018January 9, 2018

FREE AD FOR DEMOCRATS:
“He provides distractions, we’re bringing solutions. We will fight for:
• A living wage
• Single-payer health insurance
• Legalizing pot w/release of all non-violent offenders
• Equal rights for LGBTQ citizens
• Taco Tuesday will remain in place”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2018

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