24 million people have momentarily been saved from devastating consequences because our President has the attention span of a dead gnat
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2017
When you can't stop thinking about how how big your new pool will be at the expense of dead children and old people. pic.twitter.com/FeX6lv3eUg
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2017
MTV TRUE LIFE: I Hated Obamacare But When I Found Out It Was The ACA That I Depend On I Learned I Was Just Racist
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017