A defining moment in becoming an adult is when you realize you’re not actually angry with the world you’re just always really hungry.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2019
Being an adult feels like you've been tasked to vacuum up every last bit of sand from a beach.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 20, 2015
Being an adult feels like you're the only one cleaning up after a huge party you didn't get to attend.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2015
Being an adult is having the confidence to know that you have no idea what you're doing and doing it anyway.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2015
Being an adult means learning how to roll your eyes on the inside
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 16, 2014
I'm an adult which means I can have ice cream anytime I can afford it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2013