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Tag: Adulthood

Posted on January 26, 2019March 11, 2019

A defining moment in becoming an adult is when you realize you’re not actually angry with the world you’re just always really hungry.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2019

Posted on November 20, 2015November 21, 2015

Being an adult feels like you've been tasked to vacuum up every last bit of sand from a beach.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 20, 2015

Posted on September 25, 2015September 26, 2015

Being an adult feels like you're the only one cleaning up after a huge party you didn't get to attend.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2015

Posted on January 3, 2015January 4, 2015

Being an adult is having the confidence to know that you have no idea what you're doing and doing it anyway.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2015

Posted on June 15, 2014June 23, 2014

Being an adult means learning how to roll your eyes on the inside

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 16, 2014

Posted on November 21, 2013November 22, 2013

I'm an adult which means I can have ice cream anytime I can afford it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2013

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