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Tag: Age

Posted on September 5, 2016September 10, 2016

20's: I want to be rich and famous by making art!
30's: I want to make rent and find my soulmate
40's: I want a divorce where I keep the dog

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016

Posted on May 11, 2016June 28, 2016

If you're in your 20s, you can save yourself years of regret by simply always doing the opposite of what your brain tells you to do.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 11, 2016

Posted on April 20, 2016April 26, 2016

Age 21: "No one can tell me what to do!"
Age 31: "Someone please tell me what I'm supposed to do."
Age 41: "Whatever. That'll do."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016

Posted on November 3, 2014November 7, 2014

I'm "too young to be too old for this shit" years old.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2014

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