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Tag: Aging

Posted on September 30, 2019November 8, 2019

27-years-old: I’m gonna do mushrooms at 6pm so when I do a pile of coke at 3am, the magic will really happen!

37-years-old: I’m staying up two hours past my bedtime because I can’t put this book down! No one can tame this wild horse!

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2019

Posted on September 21, 2014September 23, 2014

20s: I got my whole life ahead of me!
30s: What the dick happened where is time going
40s: FUCK
50s: Fuck it
60s: Neat my skin's translucent

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 22, 2014

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