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Tag: Ambien

Posted on May 30, 2018June 3, 2018

I’ve abused drugs a lot & can assure you that pills don’t make you say racist things, being racist makes you say racist things. The worst thing I’ve ever done on Ambien is text random numbers that there were bees in their fridge & stared at walls until we were both uncomfortable.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 30, 2018

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