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Tag: Apartment hunting

Posted on July 9, 2018July 30, 2018

HIGHLIGHTS FROM CONVERSATION W/POTENTIAL LANDLORD:
• He had the “#1 rap song in Romania for 2 years” (refused to tell me its name)
• Is convinced every woman in Williamsburg is a lesbian (but he doesn’t judge)
• Told me the best places for “a $15 Charlie Brown” (aka hand job)

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2018

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