I miss New York so much that today I thought about creating an app where a random voice tells you to fuck off for no reason whatsoever when I realized that app already exists. It’s called The Entire Fucking Internet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2018
I need an app that's just Michelle Obama reassuring me that everything is going to be okay.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 13, 2016
MAYBE SHE WAS BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S AN APP
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 11, 2014