99% of why I like babies is because they don't snitch.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2016
If babies are so smart how come they decide to grow up?
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2015
I believe the children are our future but no spoilers please
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2013
1. Go to Hertz
2. Return car
3. Say everything was fine and start to leave
4. Ask if they have a Lost and Found
5. Pull baby out of backpack— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2013