*Christopher Columbus is playing baseball*
ANNOUNCER: "He steals first base!"
"2nd base!"
"He's stolen home!"
"He's renamed the stadium?"— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2017
Biggest takeaway from last night's incredibly close game, Cleveland accepted the results and their fans didn't take to the streets with guns
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2016