My nickname in the bedroom is 'The DMV' because no one leaves satisfied, there's a lot of paperwork, and someone ends up crying.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2014

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
My nickname in the bedroom is 'The DMV' because no one leaves satisfied, there's a lot of paperwork, and someone ends up crying.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2014