Being an adult is like riding the subway. It’s fun the first 3 days then you realize you’re stuck doing this until death finally frees you.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2015
Being an adult feels like someone informed you it's up to you to clean the entire Statue of Liberty with a toothbrush that you don't have.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2015