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Tag: Being an adult feels…

Posted on December 8, 2015December 17, 2015

Being an adult is like riding the subway. It’s fun the first 3 days then you realize you’re stuck doing this until death finally frees you.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2015

Posted on November 29, 2015December 6, 2015

Being an adult feels like someone informed you it's up to you to clean the entire Statue of Liberty with a toothbrush that you don't have.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2015

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