Santa is the perfect representation of capitalism: an old, fat white guy gets all the credit for bringing joy to the world even though he only works one day a year and his sweatshops full of elves do all the hard labor and aren’t allowed to unionize. Bring me Santa’s head.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2018
CAPITALISM: All you have to do is work every day at a job you hate the rest of your life so you can scrape by until you die
ME: Will it make me happy?
CAPITALISM: No but you get to buy a bunch of shiny things you don’t really need
ME: Will those make me happy?
CAPITALISM: Also no— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2018