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Tag: Capitalism

Posted on December 24, 2018January 1, 2019

Santa is the perfect representation of capitalism: an old, fat white guy gets all the credit for bringing joy to the world even though he only works one day a year and his sweatshops full of elves do all the hard labor and aren’t allowed to unionize. Bring me Santa’s head.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2018

Posted on July 24, 2018July 30, 2018

CAPITALISM: All you have to do is work every day at a job you hate the rest of your life so you can scrape by until you die
ME: Will it make me happy?
CAPITALISM: No but you get to buy a bunch of shiny things you don’t really need
ME: Will those make me happy?
CAPITALISM: Also no

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2018

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