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Tag: Cat Humours

Posted on July 22, 2019August 8, 2019

In this tweet I’m performing at a comedy club for cats and dogs but I’m still human

ME: You ever notice how dogs be all woof woof woof but cats? Cats be all meow meow meow?

*dogs howl in approval while cats keep pushing their cocktails and beers over their tables’ ledges*

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2019

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