In this tweet I’m performing at a comedy club for cats and dogs but I’m still human
ME: You ever notice how dogs be all woof woof woof but cats? Cats be all meow meow meow?
*dogs howl in approval while cats keep pushing their cocktails and beers over their tables’ ledges*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2019
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.