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Tag: Cats

Posted on September 13, 2017

Hello, my name is Paw Rudd! I'm a bodega cat and I'm here to brighten your day! But remember: threaten my livelihood and I'll eat you alive! pic.twitter.com/SXI3Bg3D5E

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017

Posted on July 30, 2016August 2, 2016

My favorite thing about cats is their default sleeping position is "Just murdered waiting to be chalk outlined" pic.twitter.com/IuGx6R1fp8

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2016

Posted on June 23, 2014July 4, 2014

If cats really had nine lives you'd see so many more of them doing extreme sports or bank heists.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2014

Posted on November 24, 2013November 26, 2013

If cats really had nine lives you'd see so many more of them doing extreme sports or bank heists.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 24, 2013

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