https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/709181911676149760
Sometimes I feel like my phone is just one giant app whose sole application is to make me feel lonely.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2016
"One last time: does anyone know the wifi password?" – Me, at an orgy
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/SamGrittner/status/412743276723470336