Me, as a teenager: I'm staying up all night because that's nuts!
Me, in my 20's: I'm staying up all night to do all the drugs!
Me, in my 30's: I'm staying up all night because I can't stop fixating on my flaws and was Clifford the Big Red Dog born big or made that way by science?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2017
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.