HOW TO FALL ASLEEP:
1. Apply clown makeup
2. Look in mirror
3. Recoil in terror & accidentally run into wall, knocking yourself unconscious— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2014
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
HOW TO FALL ASLEEP:
1. Apply clown makeup
2. Look in mirror
3. Recoil in terror & accidentally run into wall, knocking yourself unconscious— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2014