It’s your constitutional right to die in a McDonald’s.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2019
The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017
Maybe if we hide the Constitution in Trump's copy of Mein Kampf he'll accidentally read it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017