POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Looks like someone didn't get their midnight kiss. Come here you big lug."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2016
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "It's karaoke night and you need a partner."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2015
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You want someone who will listen but won't judge."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2015
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015