*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014