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Tag: Courtroom funnies

Posted on December 18, 2014December 20, 2014

*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014

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